If your favourite band/artist ever wrote a song about you what would the title be?

Melons on Wednesday xD Why? Because i promised to my friends in this world that there would be a song entitled Melons on Wednesday.........so what better to get my favorite band Green Day to write it about me or for me ;D If they did, i think i'd die, i mean i wonder if i'd p out? Probably not cause i'd be too stunned, that would be SO freaking awesome though!